Some of my gentle readers have commented on the amount of clothing usually seen on the children. Rather, the lack of clothing. I am here to show you that n@kedness is a common state in the N household.
Miss E often announces, "I wanna be n@ked!" Fortunately, this means still wearing a diaper. She actually hates to be diaper-less. She can get her pants off, but shirts are a struggle. Mr N likes to pull her shirt halfway off (i.e., up over her face, with her arms stuck inside) and then pretend to lose focus. Then she careens around blindly, shouting, "Take my shirt off! Hey! Hey!" as her cruel parents laugh. Things to look forward to, you childless readers. (Think back fondly, grandparents.)
Bonesteele is a messy eater. So after meals he is often found sans clothes as well. They both seem happier this way.