Here's a funny little thing swiped from my friend Lisa - at the Google page, type in "(Your name) needs" and then list the first ten results.
1. Mrs N needs...to hire a Goon.
(Well, I'm sure one would come in handy.)
2. Mrs N needs...to be more careful with her voodoo.
(I'm seriously not making these up.)
3. Mrs N needs...help adjusting her body regularly, because sitting in one position makes her hips sore, but her body is too weak to move.
(owwwww...)
4. Mrs N needs...to reconsider her hurtful attitude.
(Duly noted.)
5. Mrs N needs...to regain custody of her son.
6. Mrs N needs...the following info for your demand to count.
(So cough it up.)
7. Mrs N needs...to create names for her imaginary friends.
8. Mrs N needs...musicians for her wedding.
9. Mrs N needs...to write another book SOON.
10. Mrs N needs...to take the invitations to speak out.
(Is that even English??)
2 comments:
Here's my favorite from my own search: "Cassie needs...to get over Diddy." I know it's time. I just can't seem to let go of him.
who are your imaginary friends?!
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