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September 29, 2008
September 26, 2008
Linguistic Adventures with Miss E, Part II
Scene: Miss E is looking at a children's Old Testament book. Mrs N lounges on the floor nearby.
Miss E: That's a boy.
Mrs N: Yeah.
Miss E: That's a girl.
Mrs N: Yeah, Adam and Eve.
Miss E: Adam and Eve. They're nakey! (turns the page) Now they dressed! They friends?
Mrs N: Yes, they're friends. (Tries desperately not to laugh. Fails.)
* * *
Mrs N: Where's Bonesteele's binky?
Miss E: I don't know. It's hiding! (Looks around) How annoying.
Miss E: That's a boy.
Mrs N: Yeah.
Miss E: That's a girl.
Mrs N: Yeah, Adam and Eve.
Miss E: Adam and Eve. They're nakey! (turns the page) Now they dressed! They friends?
Mrs N: Yes, they're friends. (Tries desperately not to laugh. Fails.)
* * *
Mrs N: Where's Bonesteele's binky?
Miss E: I don't know. It's hiding! (Looks around) How annoying.
September 16, 2008
Prunes!
September 15, 2008
I Guess It's True What They Say...
Between the ages of 1 and 2, Miss E was the Human Vacuum Cleaner. I swear our food bill went up by about $100 a month. Her typical lunch was a slice of bread, a few slices of cheese, a few slices of sandwich meat and lots and lots of fruit. Breakfast was three adult-sized bowls of Cheerios. And she had the massive growth spurt to show for all that food.
But now? Here is what Miss E ate today.
Breakfast: one bowl Cheerios, heavy on the milk please Mom.
Lunch: one glass Orangeade and five grapes.
Dinner: one glass water and part of one roll.
That's it! How does she survive?? I'll tell you. She mysteriously sucks the nutrients from the air around her.
But now? Here is what Miss E ate today.
Breakfast: one bowl Cheerios, heavy on the milk please Mom.
Lunch: one glass Orangeade and five grapes.
Dinner: one glass water and part of one roll.
That's it! How does she survive?? I'll tell you. She mysteriously sucks the nutrients from the air around her.
Shocking News
This just in! Two-year-olds HATE posing for the camera! It's shocking.
Okay, fine. The title was just a teaser to lure you in.
But here is photographic evidence:
Okay, fine. The title was just a teaser to lure you in.
But here is photographic evidence:
The following picture captures how Mr N feels about the lack of enthusiasm Miss E displays for picture-taking. And is that the finger from little Bonesteele??
September 6, 2008
Bonesteele's Four Month Stats
Day Trip to the Coast
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